Refrigerator Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
How do you get three elephants in a taxi?One in the front next to the driver, and two in the back. How do you know there is an elephant in your house?There's a taxi outside with two impatient elephants. How do you know there is an elephant in your refrigerator?There's a taxi outside it with two impatient elephants. And what if you don't notice the taxi?There are footprints in the butter. How do you get an elephant into the refrigerator?Open the door, put in the elephant, close the door. How do you get two elephants in the refrigerator?Open the door, put in the first elephant, then put in the second elephant, then close the door. How do you get six elephants in the refrigerator?Put three elephants in a taxi, put three elephants in another taxi, then put the two taxis in the fridge. Why are there so many elephants running loose in Africa?Not enough refrigerators.
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
4) There is a river you must cross. But it is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage it?
You swim across - all the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
How do you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator??... Lipstick on the cucumbers