Remarry Jokes / Recent Jokes

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister

"Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" a wife asked her husband.
"After a considerable period of grieving, I suppose I would," replied the husband. "We do all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?" asked the wife.
"Well, it has cost us a lot of money to get the house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of the house so, yes, I suppose she would," the husband replied.
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
"Well, dear, the bed is brand new and it was very expensive. It's going to last a long time so, yes, I guess she would," answered the husband.
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" the wife inquired.
"Oh, no," the husband replied, "she's left-handed!"

A wife asked her husband well you remarry if I die?
Husband:(caught off guard) He said no, I already did....
CRAP!!!

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of griveing, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the wife asked, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would. yes."
"If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house," the wife continued, "would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us over two thousand dollars. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and she slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replied. "She's left-handed."