Remembering Jokes

Having problems remembering things, an elderly couple went to their doctor to make sure there was nothing wrong with them. After examining them, the doctor told them that physically they were fine, but they may want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that evening while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked him where he was going.
"To the kitchen," he replied.
"Would you get me a bowl of ice cream?" she asked. "Perhaps you should write it down so you'll remember."
"I can remember that," he said.
"Well, I'd also like some strawberries on top," she said. "Perhaps you'd better write that down because I know you'll forget."
"I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries," he replied.
"Well, I'd also like some whipped cream on top," she said. "I know you'll forget that, so perhaps you'd better write it more...

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.
Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen."
She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure."
She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?"
He said, "No, I can remember that."
She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You more...

Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry."I married her," replied Fred.

Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright." "What happened?" asked Harry. "I married her," replied Fred.