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Teacher(Asks Student)-Wats Ur Father Names?
Student(Replys Teacher)-His Name Is Butter Red
Teacher(With A Surprised Face)-Wat?
Student(Replys)-Yes Maam
His Name Is Makhan Lal! !!!!
A baby Camel goes up to its mother and says "Why do we have long eyelashes," and the mother reply"To stop sand getting in our eyes."
A few moments later the baby camel comes up to his mother and askes" why do we have long toes" and the mother replys" To stop us from sinking in the sand."
A few moments later the baby camel walke up to his anyoed mother and say"Why do we have these humps on our back" and the mother replys to store water in them."
"So we have eyelashed to stop sand from getting in our eyes, long toes to stop us sinking in the sand and humps to store water in, but mum, why are we in London zoo?
Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big Y on her chest.
The doctor asks, " Why do you have a big Y on your chest?"
She replys, " Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctor nods and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her he notices a big H on her chest.
Agian, the doctor asks, " How did you get a big H on your chest?"
The woman replys " My husband went to Harvard and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this woman also has a letter on her chest. A large M.
He says, " Dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
" NO" replys the patient " But my girlfriend went to more...
guy walks up to a door in china town, knocks on the door when the ladie opens the door she asks what does he want, the guy replys, i wanna get fucked the ladie says give me 25.00 the guy gives her 25.00 and she closes the door 20 mininets go by and the guy is still waiting out side.so he knocks on the door and the ladie answers she says what do you want? the guy replys i wanna get fucked she replys again?
A blonde walks into a shop and says to the owner "can i buy that microwave" the owner replys sorry, we dont seel to blondes.
So the next day she comes back as a red head and says "can i buy that microwave" the owner replys sorry, we dont sell to blondes.
So the next day she comes back as a brunette and says " can i buy that microwave?"
the owner replys sorry, we dont sell to blondes
she says " how did you know i was a blonde?
he says" because thats not a microwave, thats a T.V!
One day these 3 friends went hunting in the forest. As they are walking along they are ambushed by a primative tribe. They were all taken back to the camp and one by one tied to three seperate trees.
Then the "big chief" comes out of his toupee and stares each guy in the face, he then turns to the tribe and says " Death or Bongo".
There is a fierce uproar and the tribe begins to chant " Bongo, Bongo, Bongo!"
The chief then turns to the men and asks the first one "Death or bongo?"
The first man replys " I dont like the sound of death so it will have to be bongo"
So 10 men come out of the tribe and begin to bugger him up the arse!!
The chief then turns to the second man and asks the same question.
he replys, slightly hesitant through "bongo"
so 30 men come and bugger him up the arse!!
The third man, who is now quite distressed decided that he would rather die than be subjected to this more...
there is this little girl called fuckherharder she is 16 years old but has a mental condision so she acts younger her mum an dad had 2 go out 1 day an she had 2 stay home alone her mum said 2 her
"do not open the door 2 any 1"
fuckherharder said "ok mummy" but fuckherharder finks she ment let every1 in the house.
every1 had gone out and the milkman came round milkman says
"hey can i have the money 4 the milk plz"
fuckherharder said "come in an wait till my mummy gets bak i dunno how long she will b tho"
the milkman says "would u like 2 show me ur room"
she reply "sure come with me" he sat on her bed an said come her sexy. she went an sat next 2 him he says 2 her
" u c my trousers" she replys "yes they r sticking up in the air how come???" he replys"i have sumfin 2 stick in ur virgina" he takes her clothes off her she doesnt know wot sex is so she thought it woz a more...