Bongo Jokes

One day these 3 friends went hunting in the forest. As they are walking along they are ambushed by a primative tribe. They were all taken back to the camp and one by one tied to three seperate trees.
Then the "big chief" comes out of his toupee and stares each guy in the face, he then turns to the tribe and says " Death or Bongo".
There is a fierce uproar and the tribe begins to chant " Bongo, Bongo, Bongo!"
The chief then turns to the men and asks the first one "Death or bongo?"
The first man replys " I dont like the sound of death so it will have to be bongo"
So 10 men come out of the tribe and begin to bugger him up the arse!!
The chief then turns to the second man and asks the same question.
he replys, slightly hesitant through "bongo"
so 30 men come and bugger him up the arse!!
The third man, who is now quite distressed decided that he would rather die than be subjected to this more...

3 men are washed up on an island after being shipwrecked. The island is inhabited by natives and they don't like trespassers. So they are put on trial to see what their punishment is.
The tribe takes the first guy and ties him to a tree.
They ask him, "Would you rather have Bongo, or death?"
The man figures anything is better than death so he chooses bongo. 5 naked men come out of the forest and screw him up the ass.
They tie the second man to a tree and ask him, "Bongo or death?"
The second man still thinks it's better than death so he chooses Bongo. 20 men come out from the forest and screw the man up the ass.
Then they tie the third man to a tree and ask him, "Bongo or death?"
The man figures he would rather die then be screwed by whatever amount of men will come out of that forest, so he chooses death.
The native chief says, "Very well, you will die by... BONGO!"