Restraunt Jokes

IN WHAT RESTRAUNT WULD YOU FIND A WAITRESSS HOPPING ON ONE LEG??? ANSWER: IS I-HOPP

A business man from France checks into a High class hotel. He checks into his room and ready to nap when he heard a nock on the door.
(knock knock)
Man: "Who iz it!"
Maid: "The maid sir. would you care for fresh sheets on your bed."
Man: "Go away!! I don't carez for any fresh shit on my bed."
Confused, the maid leaves the sheets outside his door. Later that evening the French man decides to go down to the hotel restraunt and have dinner.
Before ordering the waiter asks: "Sir, can I interest you in a glass of wine and a clean fork on your table."
Man: "Excuzzze me! But I don't care to have a clean fuck on the table. I shall dine elseware."
So he exits the restraunt, and proceeds to dine across the street. While walking. A bum approaches and ask him for a dollar. The french man pulls out a dollar. Thinking this is an American tradition in this country.
The bum replys: "Thank you more...

One day a very hard to frustrate young man walked into a fast food restraunt feeling slightly hungry....
Restraunt: Hello can I help you?
Man: Yes all I need is some toast.
Restraunt: Im sorry were all out of toast
Man: Well do you have bread?
R: Yes.
M: do you have as toaster?
R yes
M: then put the bread in the toaster
R that would be toast were out of toast
M (sigh) then Ill have pancakes
R We only have waffle mix...
to be continued...
E.E.C. 10yrs