Reunion Jokes / Recent Jokes

Jesus and Moses get together for a little reunion. Moses says" I haven't parted a sea in a long time". So he raises his hands, and a sea parts. He looks a Jesus and says " Damn that was fun". So Jesus looks at Moses and says " I haven't walk across water in a long time". Jesus starts to walk on water. He gets out about 10 feet and sinks, so he swims back in. " What the hell went went wrong? I'm gonna try again." This time he gets out about 20 feet, and he sinks, so he swims back in. " I still don't know what happened, I'm gonna try one more time." He gets out about 30 feet and sinks, so he swims back in. He looks right at Moses and says " I know why I can't do it. The last time I tried it I didn't have holes in my feet."

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc., and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says, "It's OK. We get it on every week or so, but it's no big adventure; how's yours?" Sally replies, "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M." Sue is aghast. "Really, Sally, I never would have quessed that you would go for that!!" Oh, sure," says Sally, "He Snores while I Masturbate."

I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school. I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.

A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very curious as to who might show up.When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past."How have you been?" he asks."I've been fine, just fine," she replies, "Although I do have some good news and a little bad news, though.""Bad news first, please.""Well, a few weeks ago I had to have a hysterectomy.""Oh my, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that.""But the good news is the doctor found your old high school class ring you thought you lost!"

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits...and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school, the result of trying to beat a living out of a rocky hillside farm, I said to my wife, "I'm the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated."She glanced at the well-dressed crowd, then back at me, and said, "You're the only one who has to."

Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered.
The older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret? Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me."
The younger looking one replies, "Who listens?"

A guy attends his high school class reunion. Since he hasn't seen anyone in twenty-five years, he's very curious to see who will show up.
Shortly after he gets there, he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past.
"So, how have you been?" he asks.
"I've been fine, just fine, thanks," she replies. "I do have some good news and a little bad news though."
"Bad news first, please," he says.
"Well, I had a hysterectomy a month ago," she says.
"Oh my, that's too bad. I'm really sorry to hear that," he replies. "What's the good news?"
"Remember your old high school class ring you thought you lost? Well, the doctor found it!"