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From Reuters News Service: Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms. They even provided a helpful photograph so amateur mushroom hounds could find their own growing in the wild. Unfortunately, the photograph instead showed Destroying Angels, which are deadly when eaten.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.

Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.

Countries we haven’t nuked:

Vietnamese women sell roast dog in Hanoi (Reuters)

Countries we have nuked:

Japanese people eating KFC
Once again (from Reuters), countries we haven’t nuked:
In Indonesia...Christmas feasts include delicacies such as pork soaked in blood and dog meat.
And countries we have nuked:
In Japan, many people head to KFC for Christmas...[For dessert,] sponge cake topped with whipped cream and strawberries.