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The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He took
with him his life-long pet parrot.
First morning at 0430, the parrot squawked loudly and said, “Reveille, Reveille. Up all
hands. Heave out and trice up. The smoking lamp is lighted, now Reveille. ”
The old chief told the parrot, “We are no longer in the Navy. Go back to sleep. ”
The next morning, the parrot did the same thing. Chief told the parrot, “If you keep this up, I'll put you out in the chicken pen. ”
Again the parrot did it, and true to his word, the Chief put the parrot in the chicken pen.
About 0630 the next morning, the Chief was awakened by one heck of a ruckus in the chicken pen. He went out to see what was the matter. The parrot had about 40 white chickens at attention in formation, and on the ground laid 3 bruised and beaten brown chickens. The parrot was saying, “By God, when I say fall out in dress whites, I don't
mean Khakis! more...

The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He took
with him his life-long pet parrot.First morning at 0430, the parrot squawked loudly and said, “Reveille, Reveille. Up all
hands. Heave out and trice up. The smoking lamp is lighted, now Reveille.”The old chief told the parrot, “We are no longer in the Navy. Go back to sleep.”The next morning, the parrot did the same thing. Chief told the parrot, “If you keep this up, I'll put you out in the chicken pen.”Again the parrot did it, and true to his word, the Chief put the parrot in the chicken pen.About 0630 the next morning, the Chief was awakened by one heck of a ruckus in the chicken pen. He went out to see what was the matter. The parrot had about 40 white chickens at attention in formation, and on the ground laid 3 bruised and beaten brown chickens. The parrot was saying, “By God, when I say fall out in dress whites, I don't
mean Khakis!”

The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He tookwith him his life-long pet parrot.First morning at 0430, the parrot squawked loudly and said,? Reveille, Reveille. Up allhands. Heave out and trice up. The smoking lamp is lighted, now Reveille.?The old chief told the parrot,? We are no longer in the Navy. Go back to sleep.?The next morning, the parrot did the same thing. Chief told the parrot,? If you keep this up, I`ll put you out in the chicken pen.?Again the parrot did it, and true to his word, the Chief put the parrot in the chicken pen.About 0630 the next morning, the Chief was awakened by one heck of a ruckus in the chicken pen. He went out to see what was the matter. The parrot had about 40 white chickens at attention in formation, and on the ground laid 3 bruised and beaten brown chickens. The parrot was saying,? By God, when I say fall out in dress whites, I don`tmean Khakis!?

Raise Your Bed To Within 6 Inches Of The Ceiling.
Have Your Next Door Neighbor Come Over Each Day At 5am, And Blow A Whistle So Loud That Helen Keller Could Hear It And Shout "Reveille, Reveille, All Hands Heave Out And Trice Up".

Have Your Mother-In-Law Write Down Everything She's Going To Do The Following Day, Then Have Her Make You Stand In The Back Yard At 6am And Read It To You.

Eat The Raunchiest Mexican Food You Can Find For Three Days Straight, Then Lock Yourself Out Of The Bathroom For 12 Hours, And Hang A Sign On The Door That Reads "Secured-Contact Oa Division At X-3053."

Submit A Request Form To Your Father-In-Law, Asking If It's Ok For You To Leave Your House Before 3pm.

Invite 200 Of Your Not-So-Closest Friends To Come Over, Then Board Up All The Windows And Doors To Your House For 6 Months. After The 6 Months Is Up, Take Down The Boards, Wave At Your Friends And Family Through The Front Window Of Your more...

He took with him his life-long pet parrot. First morning at 0430, the parrot squawked loudly and said, “Reveille, Reveille. Up all hands. Heave out and trice up. The smoking lamp is lighted, now Reveille. ”
The old chief told the parrot, “We are no longer in the Navy. Go back to sleep. ”
The next morning, the parrot did the same thing. Chief told the parrot, “If you keep this up, I’ll put you out in the chicken pen. ”
Again the parrot did it, and true to his word, the Chief put the parrot in the chicken pen.
About 0630 the next morning, the Chief was awakened by one heck of a ruckus in the chicken pen. He went out to see what was the matter. The parrot had about 40 white chickens at attention in formation, and on the ground laid 3 bruised and beaten brown chickens. The parrot was saying, “By God, when I say fall out in dress whites, I don’t mean Khakis! ”