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There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere.

One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldn't speak for a couple minutes.

Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer.

Billy raised his hand and shouted' 'Me! Me!''

The clown looked around and said' 'You!'' as he pointed at Billy. He was so happy! Billy joined the clown on the floor.

The clown looked down at him and asked,' 'Are you the horse's nose?''

Billy said' 'No...''

''Are you the horse's ears?''

' 'No...''

Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said' 'Then you must be the horse's ass!''

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