Riddle Jokes / Recent Jokes
There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?
ANSWER:2 in the back of 1 2+1= your answer
Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
A: Naked and screaming, like the rest of us.
A Math teacher was conducting an Algebra lesson and gave the class a riddle to solve by using an equation to find the unknown value. After sometime the teacher asked the students to put up hands of those who got the correct answer 10 for the riddle. As no one raised hands, the teacher did the question on the board. He used x as the unknown quantity and computed the equation, then solved the riddle. He walked around the class checking the books to findout what difficulties they had in getting 10 as the answer. Finally he came accross a student who got the correct answer 10 but had not raised her hand. The teacher asked " why didn't you put up your hand"?. The girl replied " Sir I did not use x, but I used a instead. This is really a true incident.
Two quick Clinton oneliners.. .
Is it true that President Clinton's favorite movie is' Free Willy'?
Yassar Arafat's advice to President Clinton...
'Goats don't talk'
Two great winners of a riddle contest decide to have a match. One is the grand riddle king, while the other is a youngster who was avenging his father.
His father had lost a contest, and had been killed.
The old riddle king says,"You may not go inside the temple. You are too young and you are not sacred enough." The youngster answers," You may not go outside the temple. You are too old and so sacred that you should stay inside."
Moral: Treat others with courtesy, sometimes.
Q: Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell one is the prostitute???
A: It's the one with the sticker that says IDAHO.