Roger Clemens Jokes / Recent Jokes
Roger Clemens will finally play for the Yankees this week, as they need a DH.
In honor of Roger Clemens',45, return, the Yankees have replaced the 7-th inning stretch with the 7-th inning nap and begun an early-bird special at the snack bar.
Clemens is a finalist for the Comeback Prostate of the Year Award, along with Julio Franco and Randy Johnson.
I bet if there was a drug to make you a better liar, Roger would be a better liar.
Curt Schilling announced he will not run for Senate. But just in case, Roger Clemens still plans on lying to him.
In sports news, 44-year-old Roger Clemens stood up during the 7th inning stretch of yesterday's New York Yankee game and announced he would be returning to the team.
Unfortunately, when the 44-year-old Clemens got up to make the announcement, he pulled a muscle and will be out for the remainder of the season.