Ronald Reagan Jokes / Recent Jokes
George Bush brainstorms for ways to get Reagan out of office. He triesto hypnotize the president but it backfires and he turns himself into"RoboBush." Jim and Tammy Bakker
For each pair of Google searches choose the one that returns the greater number of search results*:
1) a. "Coke is It" b. "Catch that Pepsi Spirit"
2) a. "Chevrolet Citation" b. "Cadillac Cimarron"
3) a. "I loved Mama's Family" b. "Mama's Family sucked"
4) a. "Reagan" & "Tear down that wall" b. "Ringwald" & "Anthony Michael Hall"
5) a. "Beat it, just beat it" b. "Eat it, just eat it"
6) a. "Mr. Hand" & "What are you people on, dope?" b. "Damone" & "I come here for the strudel"
7) a. "Mr. Mom" b. "Mr. Mister"
*search results as of August 28, 2006, 6:40 EDT
answers: 1)a 2)a 3)a 4)b 5)b 6)a 7)b
Up to 80,000 items of memorabilia are missing from the Reagan Library.
Wanna bet they turn up in O.J. Simpson's library.