Roots Jokes / Recent Jokes

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

One day a man came home from work really horny, nearly dashing into the house to find his wife. On the fridge was a message that read, "dying roots -2:30." Not so quick to be discouraged, the man hopped back into the car (as well as a man can hop in such a situation) and drove to his wife's choice salon to whisk her away.

Upon entering the salon, the man found no trace of his wife anywhere, and returned home. Seeing no other relief, he started upstairs to do some hands- on treatment when he saw his blonde wife working in the herb garden out back.

"What are you doing out there?" he yelled from the back porch.

"The roots started to show on the herbs so I had to dye them! Didn't you see the note I left you?"

Your mama so dumb someone asked her to trace her roots and she drew on her hair.

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
132. Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native- American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.