Ropes Jokes / Recent Jokes

A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree, so she gathered together a few ropes and walked into the woods. When she got there she tied the ropes around the tree, and then around herself.
A few minutes later, a man walking his dog through the woods came across the blonde. He asked,

their were these two ropes that wanted to get a drink in a bar one says go in and get us drinks so that rope went in and asked the bartender for a drink and the bartenter said no ropes alould so he went outside the bar and told the other not to try so he went in and said can i have a drink? and the bartender said arent you that rope that came here earlyer and the rope said im a frayed not

A blonde and two brunettes are hanging on ropes that are 45 above the ground. One of the brunettes ropes are about to break so she moves her hand across the rope too hold the two breaking points together. She does it sucessfully so then the blone was so proud of her bravery that she decides to calp for her.