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(Forwarded by a mate in the UK)
A mother had three daughters. She asked all three of them to make sure they wrote home after their weddings and tell her about married life.
The first daughter wrote back on the second day after her marriage. The letter arrived with a single message, "Maxwell House Coffee."
Mother was confused but finally noticed an advertisement for Maxwell House Coffee. The advertisement said "Satisfaction to the Last Drop." So, Mother was happy.
Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message simply read "Rothmans."
So the Mother looked for an advertisement for Rothmans. She found one, and it read "KING SIZE." Mother was happy.
Then it was the third daughter's wedding. Mother was anxious because this time it took four weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message was simply "British Airways."
Mother was concerned. She frantically more...

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings she asked them to write home and tell her about their married life. The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a single message:' Maxwell Coffeehouse.' The mother was confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said,' Satisfaction to the last drop...' So the mother was happy. Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message read:' Rothmans.' So the mother looked for the Rothmans ad, and it said,' LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE.' And the mother was happy. Then it was the third one's wedding. The mother was anxious. It took four weeks for a message to come through. When it did the message was simply:' BRITISH AIRWAYS.' The mother was so concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers at home looking for a BA ad. When she found one she fainted. The ad read:' TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.'

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding, she tells each one of them to write back about their marriage life. And the first one gets married.... The second day the letter arrives with a single message. .. simply: "Maxwell House Coffee!" Mother got confused and finally noticed a Maxwell House ad: "Satisfaction to the last drop...". So, Mother is happy. Then the second daughter gets married. Only after a week was there a message that reads; "Rothmans". So the Mother looks into the Rothmans ad, and it says; "LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE". And Mother is again happy. Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. Finally, after 4 weeks came the message; "BRITISH AIRWAYS". Mother looks into the BA ad, but fainted, "TWO TIMES A DAY, FOUR TIMES A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

A mother had three daughters and at their weddings she asked them to write home and tell her about their married life.
The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a single message: 'Maxwell Coffeehouse.' The mother was confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said, 'Satisfaction to the last drop...' So the mother was happy.
Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message read: 'Rothmans.' So the mother looked for the Rothmans ad, and it said, 'LIFE SIZE, KING SIZE.' And the mother was happy.
Then it was the third one's wedding. The mother was anxious. It took four weeks for a message to come through. When it did the message was simply: 'BRITISH AIRWAYS.'
The mother was so concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers at home looking for a BA ad. When she found one she fainted.
The ad read: 'TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.'

A Mother had three daughters and on their weddings, she tells each one of them
to write back about their marriage life.
And the first one gets married. The second day the letter arrives with a single
message... simply, "Maxwell Coffeehouse." Mother got confused and finally
noticed in a Maxwell, and it says, "Satisfaction to the last drop..." So, Mother
is happy.
Then the second daughter gets married. Only after a week was there a message
that reads, "Rothmans." So the Mother looks into the Rothmans ad, and it says,
"Life Size, King Size." And Mother is happy.
Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. Only after four weeks
came the message, "British Airways." And Mother looks into the BA ad, but this
time she fainted. The ad reads, "Two times a day, four times a week, both ways."