Rsvp Jokes

Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him.

After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the " RSVP " was missing.
The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant.

Kanjibhai started to think and after much thought he replied:
" "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"

RSVP.
Avrahom and Betty were very worried. They had just received an invitation to a very high-class wedding but couldn`t figure out the meaning of the abbreviation RSVP.
"If only our son, the graduate, was here, he`d know," sighed Betty, as she kissed Avrahom good-bye as he left for work.
She pondered the problem all day and finally in a moment of triumph called Avrahom at the shop.
"Darling, I`ve figured it out," she said, "RSVP means Remember Send Vedding Present."

Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers.
Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the printer to help him.
After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai quickly pointed out that the " RSVP " was missing.
The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if Kanjibhai knew what it meant.
Kanjibhai started to think and after much thought he replied:
"Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"

An ultra orthodox Jewish couple gets invited to a wedding, but are very puzzled by the invitation.
"Joel, what does RSVP mean?"
"Frida, i'm not quite sure. i think it has to do with something about bringing beer."
"no, that's byob."
"oh, right. than i think it's something about myob."
"that's mind your own business, honey!"
"oh, right, it's something about using too much viagra!"
Frida didn't answer back, because that just didn't require an answer.
Frida thought long and hard over the next few weeks, and finally came up with the most ethical answer she could think of.
"Joel! i finally found out what RSVP means! Remember! Supply Vedding Present."

Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the "RSVP " was missing. The printer was surprised by Jeeto`s knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, "Vait! I remember! I remember! RSVP!! It means "Remember, Send Vedding Present!"