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There where three guys a cowboy a russian and a chinese. Well the chinese was selling cokes then the russian guy comes up and buys one and drinks half of his the chinese guy says " Me chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke" the russian guy goes "yea cool" the cow boy comes up and buys one and drinks half of it. the chinese guy says "me chinese me play joke me go pee-pee in your coke" so the cowboy says " me cowboy me run fast me shoot bullet up your ASS!!!" the chinese guy died from surgery up his ass
What goes in dry and hard and comes out wet and sticky?
chewing gum
i know what u were thinking u sick minded son of a b***h
How can you tell if its a lard ass in the car in front of you?
His tit hangs out the window!
This lady with no arms and no legs was n a beach this guy walks by and she says will you fuck me!!!??? the guys says ok and fuckes her. the same thing happens with two other guys and she says it to the wrong person and they picked her up threw her in the ocean and yelled YOUR FUCKED!!!
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A man wakes up every morning and takes a shower, shaves and goes to work. One morning, the man wakes up with an erection looks at the clock and sees he is late for work. so the man skips the shower and shaves, while he is shaving he drops the razor and cuts off his penis.
his penis looks up at him and says "fourty years of fist fighting and you pull a knife?"
Q. whats the difference between saddam hussein and a tampon?
A. a tampon is a string hanging from a cunt, and saddams is a cunt hanging from a string