Rumsfeld Jokes

On Monday, four military newspapers- Army Times, Air Force Times, Navy Times and Marine Corps Times will call for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld.
"Guess what bitches," said Rumsfeld, "I still got the Coast Guard Gazette."

President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn`t that Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell sitting over there?"
Bartender says, "Yep, that`s them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning WW I I I ".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
Rumsfeld says, "Well, we`re going to kill 25 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartie?! I told you no one would worry about the 25 million Iraqis!"

The top United States’ general defended Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, by saying, “He leads in a way that the good Lord tells him his best for our country.” He later added, “Also the good Lord doesn’t like innocent Iraqi civilians very much.”

In unusually explicit terms, Rumsfeld portrayed the administration's critics as suffering from "moral or intellectual confusion" about what threatens the nation's security and accused them of lacking the courage to fight back
He said, for example, that more media attention was given to U.S. soldiers' abuse of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib than to the fact that Sgt. 1st Class Paul Ray Smith received the Medal of Honor.
Even Bush was sitting there saying, "he did not just say that, did he?"

So Mr. Rumsfeld has been let go. Sounds like he has a lot of free time now. Let's send him to Iraq to run around and dodge bullets, car bombs and friendly fire. We'll make sure he has the best in military body armor. I have some extra pots, pans and maybe some catcher's equipment.