Rumsfeld Jokes / Recent Jokes
Donald Rumsfeld is stepping down as Secretary of Defense, screaming, "If I can't play with my bomb, I'm going to go home!!!"
Donald Rumsfeld was being heckled by a French anti-war weenie when he suddenly turned and asked the Frenchman: "Excuse me. Do you speak German?" The Frenchman replied "No." Rumsfeld looked him in the eyes and said "You`re welcome."
According to sources, the Army Times, the U.S. Army's offical newspaper, is running an astonishing editorial, openly calling for Rumsfeld to resign mere days before an election.
The Army Times comics page is also being critical of the Secretary of Defense, as seen in this Beetle Bailey cartoon...
"Beetle, how many times do I have tell you-
Donald Rumsfeld is incompetent doochebag!"
So Mr. Rumsfeld has been let go. Sounds like he has a lot of free time now. Let's send him to Iraq to run around and dodge bullets, car bombs and friendly fire. We'll make sure he has the best in military body armor. I have some extra pots, pans and maybe some catcher's equipment.
President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn`t that Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell sitting over there?"
Bartender says, "Yep, that`s them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning WW I I I ".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
Rumsfeld says, "Well, we`re going to kill 25 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartie?! I told you no one would worry about the 25 million Iraqis!"