Rumsfeld Jokes / Recent Jokes

The top United States’ general defended Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, by saying, “He leads in a way that the good Lord tells him his best for our country.” He later added, “Also the good Lord doesn’t like innocent Iraqi civilians very much.”

In unusually explicit terms, Rumsfeld portrayed the administration's critics as suffering from "moral or intellectual confusion" about what threatens the nation's security and accused them of lacking the courage to fight back
He said, for example, that more media attention was given to U.S. soldiers' abuse of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib than to the fact that Sgt. 1st Class Paul Ray Smith received the Medal of Honor.
Even Bush was sitting there saying, "he did not just say that, did he?"

Where can a nasty, crotchety, and somewhat sadistic former Secretary of Defense turn to for a career change? Donald Rumsfeld has found the perfect new career. Starting tomorrow, he will be employed as a greeter at Walmart

On Monday, four military newspapers- Army Times, Air Force Times, Navy Times and Marine Corps Times will call for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld.
"Guess what bitches," said Rumsfeld, "I still got the Coast Guard Gazette."

Donald Rumsfeld announced that since he's no longer employed, he'll try to get some Christmas shopping done. Well, he plans on going into a mall, but he has no idea how or when he'll get out.