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There were three men. An English man Irish man and a Maori man. These three men were running away from the police. They all ran into a resturant were there was a sack of cats, a sack of dogs and a sack of Potatoes. The English man jumped into the sack of cats, The Irish man jumped into the sack of dogs, and the Maori man jumped into the sack of Potatoes. The police went into the resturant and kick the sack of cats. The english man replied Meow so they went to the sack of dogs. They kicked the sack of dogs and the Irish man replied Woof Woof. So they went to the sack of potatoes and kicked it. So the Maori replied POTATO POTATO!!!

Yadavji and Mangalu once rob a bank and mess it up, managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They take one sack each.
After awhile they meet again and one asks the other, “What did you find in your sack? ”
Ten lakh Rupees! ” answered Yadavji
“Wow... that’s a lot! What did you do with the cash? ” asked Mangalu.
“I bought a house. ” Said yadavji
How about your sack? ” asked Yadavji
Mangalu replied Bah... it was full of loan documents.
“And what did you do with them? ” asked puzzled Yadavji.
In return Mangalu answered “Eh, well... little by little, I’m paying them off... ’.

On Christmas Eve, a young boy with light in his eyes
Looked deep into Santa's, to Santa's surprise
And said as he sat on Santa's broad knee,
"I want your secret. Tell it to me."
He leaned up and whispered in Santa's good ear
"How do you do it, year after year?"
"I want to know how, as you travel about,
Giving gifts here and there, you never run out.
How is it, Dear Santa, that in your pack of toys
You have plenty for all of the world's girls and boys?
Stays so full, never empties, as you make your way
around the whole world, The reindeer pulling your sleigh
From rooftop to rooftop, to homes large and small,
From nation to nation, reaching them all?"
And Santa smiled kindly and said to the boy,
"Don't ask me hard questions. Don't you want a toy?"
But the child shook his head, and Santa could see
That he needed the answer. "Now listen to me,"
He more...

There once was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they saw 3 burlap sacks and hid in them.The FBI guys entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first one which the brunette was in.'Meow meow' says the bag.'Oh its just some cats' says the man. He does kicks the next sack that the red head was in.'Bark, Ruff!' comes from within the sack.'Oh, its just a bunch of dogs!' he says.Then he goes to the last sack that the blonde was in, and before he could kick it, she said' Potatoes!'

There were three people robbing a bank, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.
When they heard the cops coming, they went to hide in a barn.
The redhead hid in with the chickens, the brunette hid in with the horses, and the blonde hid in the potato sack.
When the cops came in the barn they passed by the chickens and all they heard was clucking so they did not catch the redhead.They passed by the horses and all they heard was clomping so they did not catch the brunette. They went pass the potato sack and they heard POTATO, POTATO, POTATO, and they caught the blonde.

There is a blonde a brunette and a red head and they are being chased by cops. Well they decide to run into an alley.
The brunette jumps into a trash can, the red head jumps into a dumpster and the blonde jumps into a sack of potatos.
The cops run down the alley and notice that nobody is around. One cop kicks the trash can and the brunette says "Meow". Another cop kicks the dumpster and the red head says "Woof". Another cop kicks the sack of Potatos and the blonde says "POTATOS".

For those of us getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to adopt this regimen! Three days a week works well. Begin by standing outside behind the house, with a 5-LB. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can, if you can reach a full minute, relax. You may start feeling the exercise work with a little pain. After a few weeks, move up to 10-LB. potato sacks After you have master the 10lb sacks move up to the 50-LB. potato sacks. You should start feeling stronger. Then move up to the 100 lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Next, start adding a couple of potatoes in each of the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it at this level.