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Sardar salesman, i want pink curtains my computer,,, salesman; but computers dont need curtains! Sardar: oye i have windows installed.
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job." "Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!" "No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he'll have me answering the phone too!"
If you want to hire a good salesman, look for an ugly man with a beautiful wife.
body: A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." Curious, he buys a ticket.
The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in the center ring is table with three walnuts on it.
Standing next to it is an old retired Italian. Suddenly the old man unzips his pants, whips out a huge penis and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Italian is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing Italian." He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket.
Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Italian stands before more...
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2. 00 to $2, 000."
"Let's see the $2. 00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2. 00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
A salesman rings the bell at a suburban home. The door is opened
by a nine year old boy puffing on a long fat cigar.Astonished, the salesman asks the young man, "Is your mother or
father at home?"The young boy takes the cigar out of his mouth, flicks ashes on the carpet, and asks, "What do you think?"
A salesman was talking with a farmer when he looked over and saw a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
"What's with the rooster?" the salesman asked.
"We had a fire in the chicken coop a couple of months ago and all of his feathers got singed off," explained the farmer, "so my wife made him some clothes to keep him warm."
"Ok, but that was a couple of months ago," said the salesman. "Why is he still wearing them?"
"There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other," replied the farmer.