Salon Jokes / Recent Jokes
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three
kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge
for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and
walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't
say a word... he knew better.
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it' 'Curl Up and Dye.''
A tearful woman phoned a reducing salon to wail that her husband had just given her a lovely present and she couldn't get into it. The operator gave her an appointment and added, "Don't worry, madam, we'll have you wearing that dress in no time."
"Dress?" the matron sobbed. "It's a Porsche!"
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.