Salon Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day. She’s just skating along in her lycra shorts, smiling at everyone, listening to her Walkman. She decides that she really needs a haircut. She skates into the first salon she sees and goes up to the hairdresser and says, “I need a haircut. ” The hairdresser checks her out and says, “OK, sit down and take off your headphones. ” “No way! ” shouts the blonde, “If I take off my headphones, I’ll die! ” “Then I can’t give you a haircut, ” replies the hairdresser. So the blonde gets up and leaves and skates further down the board-walk. She sees another salon, goes in, and says to the hairdresser, “I need a haircut… but you can’t take off my headphones or I’ll die! ” The hairdresser looks at her a little weird, but says, “OK, no problem. Have a seat. ” So the blonde sits down and the hairdresser comes up behind her, and when she isn’t looking, he rips the headphones off her head. Suddenly the more...
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."
A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.
the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".
after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"
A blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut. When the beautician approached the chair where the blonde was waiting, she noticed that she was wearing a walkman. The beautician took the blonde to her styling booth. She asked the blonde, "Please take off the walkman so I can cut your hair." The blonde replied, "I can't do without it, just cut around it."
The beautician shook her head in disbelief and started cutting. A few minutes later the beautician stopped and asked the blonde, "I just can't cut your hair properly while you are wearing that walkman. Please take it off." The blonde replied, "I just can't live without it, cut around it please." The beautician started cutting again and finally had had enough.
The beautician reached down and pulled the earphones from the walkman off the blonde. Just as she did so the blonde froze, then fell out off the chair and on to the floor. The staff at the salon rushed to her aid only to discover more...
One day a man came home from work really horny, nearly dashing into the house to find his wife. On the fridge was a message that read, "dying roots -2:30." Not so quick to be discouraged, the man hopped back into the car (as well as a man can hop in such a situation) and drove to his wife's choice salon to whisk her away.
Upon entering the salon, the man found no trace of his wife anywhere, and returned home. Seeing no other relief, he started upstairs to do some hands- on treatment when he saw his blonde wife working in the herb garden out back.
"What are you doing out there?" he yelled from the back porch.
"The roots started to show on the herbs so I had to dye them! Didn't you see the note I left you?"
There was a blonde and she went to get her hair cut. She went into the salon with headphones on and she wouldn't take them off. Soon she fell asleep. The lady took her headphones off and then left to get shampoo. When she came back the blonde was dead. The headphones were playing breathe in breathe out.