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An old miner has been up in the hills for over 20 years. Finally, after
decades of
back breaking work, the old guy hits pay dirt. After a few days of serious
prospecting, he loads up all of his gold onto his mule and heads down the
mountain
into town.
First, he goes to the assay office and cashes out the gold for dollars. Next
stop is the
saloon across the street, where he bellies up to the bar. "Bartender, give me a
whiskey", he says. Barkeep pours him the drink. As he stands at the bar sipping
his
drink, he looks around and notices that there isn't any women in the whole
place.
Now, come to think of it, he ain't seen a women since he hit town.
"Hey, barkeep, where's all the women folk?", he asks. "They all went back east
after the gold ran out", says the barkeep. "What do y'all do for sex around
here",
says the miner. Barkeep replies, "Oh, for that, we more...