Sandbox Jokes / Recent Jokes

It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what she did today.' 'Well, I played in the sandbox,'' she said. The teacher said,' 'If you can spell sand, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie.'' So Susie did. Then Billy came in and the teacher asked what he did.' 'I played in the sandbox with Susie,'' he said.' 'If you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie,'' the teacher said. So Billy did. Then the little Russian boy said,' 'Well, I wanted to play in the sandbox, but Billy and Susie were throwing rocks at me.'' The teacher said,' 'Well, that sounds like discrimination. If you can spell that, I'll give you a cookie.''

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and not to talk about private matters in public.
At first he holds it in because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table, so he turns to the little girl and says, "Will you excuse me, I have to go powder my nose." And, saying that, he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.
When he returns, the little girl looks up at him and asks, "Did you powder your nose?"
"Yes," said the little boy, stepping back into the sandbox.
"Well, then," says the little girl, "you'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."