Sandford Jokes

Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Mark Sandford and Tiger Woods walk into a bar and there's one woman there.
Edwards says, "I'm trying to look better in the public eye - can't do it."
Sandford says, "I've got this hot latin babe. I've gotta pass."
Tiger says, "Next time Elin's using a 2 iron and aiming lower. Can't risk it."
Clinton breaks out into a broad smile and turns to his secret service agents: "Boys - make sure Hillary's still in Afghanistan."