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Joe Goldberg, who lived in a Jewish old people's home, reached the age of 100 and all his family were gathered around him, having a party and waiting for the Queen's telemessage. Suddenly there was a knock at the door - it was the postman.
'Anyone here by the name of Joe Goldberg?' he asked. One of Joe's rich grandsons stepped forward.
'Listen,' he said to the postman. 'My grandfather sang in the synagogue choir for many years. It would mean a lot if you would sing the message to him.'
'Sorry,' said the postman, 'it's against regulations.'
The grandson took a

One day a little boy was at kindergarten. The teacher told the class their homework was to find the first five letters of the alphabet.
When the little boy got home he went to his older brother who was playing video games. "Big brother whats the first letter of the alphabet?". His big brother then said to the little boy "Shut up retard i'm sick of listening to you!".
Then the little boy went on to his second brother who was watching batman. " Big brother what's the second letter of the alphabet?". The older brother who obviously wasn't paying attention said " Na na na na na na na Batman!".
The little boy went on to his dad who was watching football and said "Dad whats the third letter of the alphabet?". His dad then screamed "Forty-niners, forty-niners!".
Once again the little boy went on but this time to his mom who was cooking buns and he said "Mom what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?". His more...