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Sarah Palin thinks the way Tina Fey was pretty with glasses was hilarious.

Levi Johnston, the 19-year old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild, is posing nude for Playgirl. The countdown to Sarah Palin posing in Playboy: about three years six months.

An elderly couple were vacationing in Texas. George had always wanted an authentic pair of cowboy boots, so when he saw some on sale one day, he bought a pair. Walking very proudly, he wore them home.
He walked into their room and said to his wife, "Notice anything different, Sarah?"
Sarah looked him over and replied, "Nope."
"Come on, Sarah," he said excitedly, "Take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Sarah looked him over again and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated, George stormed off into the bathroom, undressed, and walked back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asked, a little louder this time, "Now, do you notice anything different?"
Sarah looked up and said, "What's different, George? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, George screamed, "And do you have any idea why it's more...

The Ballad of Sarah PalinSong Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason StormProduced by Warpedcorp

Sarah Silverman wants Jews to gets their butts down to Florida for the Great Schlep to help Barack Obama.

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent.

Sarah's parents, trying to take advantage of her newfound interest in Santa Claus, reminded the two-year-old that Santa was watching and doesn't like it when children fight. This had little impact.

"I'll just have to tell Santa about your misbehavior," the mother said as she picked up the phone and dialed. Sarah's eyes grew big as her mother asked "Mrs. Claus" (really Sarah's aunt; Santa's real line was busy) if she could put Santa on the line. Sarah's mouth dropped open as Mom described to Santa (Sarah's uncle) how the two-year-old was acting. But, when Mom said that Santa wanted to talk to her, she reluctantly took the phone.

Santa, in a deepened voice, explained to her how there would be no presents Christmas morning to children who fought with more...

The trip
Sarah, a middle aged Jewish woman goes in search of a famous guru. She takes a plane to India and then a boat up a river, and then hikes into the mountains with local guides. All in all it takes Sarah months of hardship to track down this guru. When she finds him, he is in the middle of some kind of ritual, which will last for days and the guru`s followers won`t let Sarah see him. Finally the guru is ready to receive visitors and calls for the woman to be admitted. Sarah stands before the famous guru. "Harvey," she says. "It`s time to come home!"