Saree Jokes

One day Siripala was traveling in a bus to see his girlfriend. A photograph of his girlfriend was on his hand. at once the photgraph fell under the legs of a woman who was wearing a Saree. So, Siripala went near that woman and asked,
"Could you please put your Saree up? "
Then the woman asked him " Why? For what? "
Then the reply by Siripala was...
"To take a photograph"

Banta Singh Was Working In A Studio As A Photographer. One Day He Went To A Function To Take Some Snaps. While Filling The Film Roll In To The Camera It Dropped Down Rolled Beneath To The Saree Of An Woman. Sardar Hesitated For A Moment And Approached The Woman And Said "Could You Please Lift Up The Saree So That I Can Take The Photo"

Santa was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).

Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the saree clad female, standing in front of him, “Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph. ” The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital.

He was surprised to see Banta on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his “Adventure”. He had gone to a remote village on some work & couldn’t finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn’t find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he could stay there for the night. The Owner replied” I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can’t allow you to stay”. He approached the next house and asked more...

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the
passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started
searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a
woman's saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a
photograph"
The rest is history.
He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a worse
condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a
remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He
couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the
Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I
have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
night.The more...

Karu was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).?
Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.
He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take photograph"
The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see Ruwan on the bed next to him, in a worse condition. Anura explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied "I have 2 grownup daughters.? Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied, "I have 3 grown up more...