Sargeant Jokes

A cavalry batallion has just been assigned a new Sargeant. The guy is a mean s.o.b. who wants to whip the troops into shape. He commands that they clean up the base.
Right before he leaves, the sargeant sees this ratty old nasty horse and says, "And for God's sakes... get rid of this old horse".
Later that night a private comes to the sargeant and pleads his case. "Sarge, I know that old horse is nasty but there's no women around and the old horse is the only thing we got."
The sargeant sympathizes and allows them to keep the horse. A few weeks later the sarge is gettin' the old itch, so he decides he's gonna' give it a shot. He says, "Private... prepare the horse".
He gets up on a stool and really has his way with this horse. When he finishes he says, "So private, is that the way the men do it?"
The private responds, "Well Sir... we usually ride it into town to the whorehouse but I guess that could work too..."

A man goes into a police station and the desk sargeant asks him what he
wants.
The man says, "Someone has stolen my camel, I went into a bar for one drink
and when I came out it was gone!"
"Now, sir, I think we have had more than one drink. Why don't you just go
home before you end up in a cell for being drunk and incapable," says the
sargeant.
The man pleads his innocence, "Listen, I am not drunk and my camel has
definitely been stolen. Please help me."
"Okay," says the policeman. "Let me have some details. Give me a desciption
of your camel."
"Thank you," the man says. "Well, it is a greyish brown colour, it's got two
humps, it is a male and it..."
"Hold on, not so fast. How do you know it is a male of the species?" the
sargeant enquired.
"Well," the man explained, "The other day I was riding it down the High
Street and two more...

Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.

Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command. Daily he was seen jumping all over his officer candidates and yelling at them as he supposedly developed them into future Naval Officers. We were lined up behind his company awaiting our turn to go into the mess hall for lunch. We all listened as Sargeant Williams yelled at his company, " you will eat in a military fashion, enjoy this delicious meal and fall by in formation at 1215, do you worms understand me?" "Yes drill sargeant." "There are only three rules in this galley, shut up, eat up and get up, do you pukes understand me?" "Yes drill sargeant." "Then proceed. Company forward march." When they got inside, they were surprised to see several Miss Florida contestants getting a tour of the mess hall. Not one to let an opportunity slip by more...