Sargent Jokes

A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sargent leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sargent replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters.
The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sargent replied, more...

There is this blond, redhead, and a burnet and they all break out of jail when the nearest place was a barnyard . well they go in and there was 3 sacks so they all decide to go hide in one. well, the police go in and find the first sack and it is full of puppies and so the burnet says woof woof no one here sargent. they go to the second one and it is full of kittens and the redhead says meow meow no one here sargent and they go to the 3rd sack and it is full of potatoes and the blond says potatoes potatoes.