Scale Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q:) Why Did The Sardarji Sleep With A Scale?
A:) Because He Wanted To Measure How Long He Has Slept……..
At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight. A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his scale by promising her that he would not look and that she could even cover the digital display so only she could see her weight.She finally stood on the scale, whereupon a loud, mechanical voice from within the machine announced: "One hundred and sixty-three."
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. "That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so fat
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