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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write `I will not pass through a red light` five hundred times."

A schoolteacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense.
There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them; "The cow jumped over defense and detail went over defeat."

The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night.' Well, we're a mite crowded, siknce there's already someone in the spare room,' replied the farmer.' But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the bed with a red haired schoolteacher.'

'Look,' said the tourist,' I want you to know I'm a gentleman.'

'Well,' mused the farmer,' as far as I can tell, so is the red haired schoolteacher.'

Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. The judge looked at her sternly and said, "So you're a schoolteacher. I am about to realize a lifelong ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write 'I went through a stop sign. 'FIVE HUNDRED TIMES!"

The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. "Well, we're a mighty crowded, since there's already someone in the spare room" replied the farmer. "But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the bed with a red haired schoolteacher."
"Look," said the tourist, "I want you to know I'm a gentleman."
"Well," mused the farmer, "as far as I can tell, so is the red haired schoolteacher."

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court, ” he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write ‘I will not pass through a red light’ five hundred times. ”