Seals Jokes / Recent Jokes
Randy wondered why Willie really wasn't well.
Sam saw six shiny silver spoons.
Giddy gophers greedily gobble gooey goodies.
Slippery slimy snakes slide slowly.
Six shiny snails sighed sadly.
Pretty Patty Piggy pickles plump pink peppers.
Cheryl say Cher's sheer shawl Sunday.
Six seals slick sick seals.
How much dope could the dope dealer deal if the dope dealer could deal dope?
Sheep shouldn't sleep in shacks.
I slitted a sheet, a sheet i slit now i sit on the sheet i slit.
I wish I had an Irish wrist watch to watch on my Irish wrist.
Stick a sticker where its sticky where a sticker once was stuck.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
Sure, the ship's ship-shape sir!
Does the wristwatch shop shut soon?
This year, our family is breaking with our usual tradition.
We always serve a Christmas swan because it's so much fun to watch the kids fight over the neck. This year we're having a California Condor-it tastes just like spotted owl. The bird is going to be stuffed with sausage made from baby seals. We all have to bring our own baseball bats in order to club the seals that will be made into stuffing. Best of all, this year it's my turn to OJ the bird. As a present, I'm giving my nephew a Milli Vanilli doll. You press a button and Teddy Ruxbin sings.
HAPPY HOLIDAY TO ALL!
This year, our family is breaking with our usual tradition.
We always serve a Christmas swan because it's so much fun to watch the kids fight over the neck. This year we're having a California Condor-it tastes just like spotted owl. The bird is going to be stuffed with sausage made from baby seals. We all have to bring our own baseball bats in order to club the seals that will be made into stuffing. Best of all, this year it's my turn to OJ the bird. As a present, I'm giving my nephew a Milli Vanilli doll. You press a button and Teddy Ruxbin sings.
HAPPY HOLIDAY TO ALL!