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"Old" is when... "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
By the middle of his senior year, the worldly collegian had dated most of the girls on campus. One day, while seated in the student union, he looked up and saw the captain of the football team coming toward him, an angry scowl on his face.
"I hear you went out with Susan Fremont," the huge fellow boomed, doubling up his fists. "Did you score with her?"
The sophisticated chap hesitated for a moment and then answered, "Yes, once."
"Well, I'm her new boyfriend," the gridiron giant announced, "and I don't dig that at all."
"Come to think of it," the senior mused, "I didn't either."
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company has acquired a major world religion. With the acquisition, Pope John Paul II will become the senior vice-president of the combined company's new Religious Software Division, while MICROSOFT senior vice-presidents Michael Maples and Steven Ballmer will be invested in the College of Cardinals, said MICROSOFT Chairman Bill Gates."We expect a lot of growth in the religious market in the next five to ten years," said Gates. "The combined resources of MICROSOFT and the Catholic Church will allow us to make religion easier and more fun for a broader range of people."Through the more...