Seven-year-old Jokes

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother. "It wasnt easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"

A seven-year-old horse was entered in a big money race which it proceeded to win by seven lengths. The track manager called the owner and said, "Your horse is seven years old and won by seven lengths. Why haven't you raced him before?" "We would have," responded the owner, "but we didn't catch up with him until last Tuesday."

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy
Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me
catch him."

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"

"Ma!" said seven-year-old Annette as sh« walked in the door, "Mr. Dunbar told us how to make babies today!"
The woman looked up from her magazine, the color draining from her face. "H-how?" she asked, tentatively.
"Well, first you drop the y.. . . "