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One day when a mother went to work, her 14 year old daughter decided to try her hand at giving "cybersex". She had learned the prior day at school what it was and thought it would be awesome to give it a try. Not knowing what she was doing she accidently entered a room with another woman. So they started.
Hottie14: Hey, I've never done this before but I think you'll find I'll do just fine.
Oldyetsexy: That's okay, lets start.
I pick you up and throw you on the bed.
Hottie14: I giggle in delight about what's going to happen.
Oldyetsexy: I grab your silk black shirt and slowly slide it off you. Your bra is so cute.
Hottie14: Hey, how do you know I am wearing black and am a woman?
Oldyetsexy: Ummm, lucky guess... and yes I like that you're a woman. Anyway, I feel your boobs - they're really sexy.
Hottie14: Yes I know. I slide my hand down your pants and tickle your "bush" - it feels SO good.
Oldyetsexy: I un-zip your tight-tight more...

Last 10 things the other sex would ever say
10)
Women: Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Men: I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9)
Women: Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
Men: While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8)
Women: I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Men: I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7)
Women: Hey, get a whiff of that one.
Men: Her tits are just too big.
6)
Women: Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
Men: Sometimes I just want to be held.
5)
Women: This diamond is way too big.
Men: That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4)
Women: I won't even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow
Men: Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3)
Women: Wow, it really is 12 inches!
Men: We haven't been to the mall for ages, more...

Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have conculsive proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged: RELATIONSHIPS: First, a man does not call a relationshipo a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were boinking on a semi-regular basis." When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots." Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the breakup - at 3 am early on a Sunday morning - he will call and say "I just wanted you to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have more...

BANTA'S five-year-old son, Ghanta, was singing lustily,' Meri pant bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy/ He suddenly turned to his mother and added,' Ma, sexy kee hunda. 7 (Ma, what does sexy mean?)
Without batting an eyelid his mother replied,' It means changa.' ( It means - good.)
'Mama, toon bari sexy/ (Mama, then you are very sexy), declared the tyke.