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Shahrukh: The guy, if not for the directors direction, would never
comb his hair. No wonder half of the desis are Shahrukh look alike.
Jokes aside, he is one of the top actor in Bollywood, if not the
best. Has the hair, argument on the looks, yea he can act and
overact, and I guess he can dance when the steps aren't too hard.. hehe.
But Shah Rukh Khan at his start wasn't as great as Hrithik is right
now (at his start). He looks good because he dresses good (doesn't
take much, just throw a GAP sweater on your back, some hair spray
and play a violin). After Amitabh and his memorable scenes with
Bollywood Mothers (Nirupa Roi to name one), Shahrukh is probably
the second best when it comes to getting emotional on the screen
with his touching acting,.... especially with his movie mothers.....
Tum sun rahi ho na maaa. .. Maan dekho main aa gaya maaa....... Tum
kuch kahti kyon nahi mum mum mum maaaaa........ from more...

Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in "Bollywood"? The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here it goes!


Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack. Madhuri's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "Bad Man" everytime he sees Shahrukh.

Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.

Shahrukh will be travelling with his sister and 5 other chamchas from college plus 50 extras who are well trained with every dance sequence in the world.

The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece of editing, there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in CD album.

The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of aam-janta. more...

The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay".
Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as Jack. Madhuri's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" every time he sees Shahrukh.

Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.

Shahrukh will be travelling with his sister and 5 other chamchas from college plus 50 extras who are well trained in every dance sequence in the world.

The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece of editing, there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in the CD.

The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of aam-janta.

The ship will start sinking, not because of the iceberg but because of excessive on-board population.

The infamous lovemaking in more...

Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in Bollywood? The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here it goes!
* Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack. Madhuri's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" everytime he sees Shahrukh.
* Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.
* Shahrukh will be travelling with his sister and 5 other chamchas from college plus 50 extras who are well trained with every dance sequence in the world.
* The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece of editing, there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in CD album.
* The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of aam-janta. The ship will start sinking, not more...

Ever wondered what would be in " Titanic " if the same was made by Subhash Ghai.
The name of the movie? " Naav Doobta hai. Pyaar Doobta Nahin". Well here it goes!

1] The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that
have a court scene full of people or a Janta basti full of janta.

2] Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack. Madhuri's
name would be Phool and Shahrukh's name would be Chakh. (Alphabet "a"
deliberately left out)

3] The Titanic would be sailing from Madh Island to the Gateway of India.

4] Madhuri would be dancing in the rain with Shahrukh in tow.

5] Rose's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" everytime
he sees Shahrukh.

6] Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom AaBaap Singh on the ship.
Shahrukh also gets his sister nanhi gudiya.

7] The movie more...