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Have you ever wondered what it would be if "Titanic was made in Bollywood?
The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here it goes!
Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJJJJ Jack.
Madhuri’s fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters “bad man” everytime he sees Shahrukh.
Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship’s captain and would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.
Shahrukh will be travelling with his sister and 5 other chamchas from college plus 50 extras who are well trained with every dance sequence in the world.
The movie would only last for 7 hours. Thanks to great piece of editing, there would be only 22 songs in the movie out of 30 in CD album.
The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that have a court scene full of people or a slum full of aam-janta.
The ship will start sinking, not because of the more...