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After a shipwreck an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are stranded
on an island. They survive there for a while, and one fine morning a
bottle is washed up on the shore.
They open it and out comes a genie. So, of course it says: "I've been in
that bottle for a thousand years, and I am infinitely grateful to you for
letting me out. I will grant each of you one wish."
The Englishman says, "I want a million pounds and to go home."
So he disappears.
The Frenchman says, "I want a million women and to go home."
So he disappears.
The Russian grows sad, and says "Why, they were nice. I grew to like them!
I want a million bottles of vodka, and... Both of them back!"

The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they could not possibly lastthat long, that there was only one solution to the problem and thatone of them would have to sacrifice themselves for the good of the others.The Englishman, the captain, said that he quite understood and that hewould volunteer as he should have gone down with the ship anyway.After saying an emotional farewell to his crewmen, the captain jumpedoverboard and sank without trace.

The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger. The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall. The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they could not possibly lastthat long, that there was only one solution to the problem and thatone of them would have to sacrifice themselves for the good of the others. The Englishman, the captain, said that he quite understood and that hewould volunteer as he should have gone down with the ship anyway. After saying an emotional farewell to his crewmen, the captain jumpedoverboard and sank without trace.

A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how he existed for twenty years, digging for clams, and eating fruits and berries. She says, "Well, what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?" She says, "I'll show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then she shows himone more time. When they're finally done, she says, "Well, how do you like love?" He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my clam digger."

A guy, a pig, and a dog are the only survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they find themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for awhile, they get into a ritual of going to the beach every night to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle -- in short, a perfect night for romance! Well, that pig started looking better and better, and pretty soon the guy rolled towards the pig and put his arm around it. The dog was not very happy with this, and growled fiercely at the guy until he moved his arm away.

The three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there were no more efforts at cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to good health. When she was completely well, they introduced her to more...