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Most Powerful Word

It's very probable that 'shit' may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck or have shit for brains. With a little bit of effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, and forget shit. You can even tell others to eat shit or die. You can have a shit fit or just shit your whole life away.
There are some people who know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
There are days that are colder than shit, days that are hotter than shit, and more...

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