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In a shocking story, a 420-pound woman delivered a baby without even knowing she was pregnant. In an even more shocking story, someone had sex with a 420-pound woman.

A worker at Radio Shack was arrested for punching a customer. Pretty shocking. You know what's even more shocking? That people still shop at Radio Shack.

BUDAPEST (Reuters) - The annual pre-Christmas swine slaughter in a southwestern Hungarian village came to a shocking end after one man died of electrocution while trying to stun a pig, whose owner then died of heart attack.
Celebrations at the pig-killing party in Darvaspuszta took a turn for the worse on Saturday when an unnamed visiting Croatian man shocked himself to death while trying to knock out a pig with a homemade electric pig stunner, national news agency MTI said
A local man ended up in hospital with an irregular heart rhythm after attempting a rescue by trying to unplug the device.
The shocking accident so upset the pig's owner, he suffered a heart attack and died.
There was no word on the fate of the pig.

Patient: Doctor I Feel Like A Electric Current. Doctor: How Shocking.

On Friday John Edwards admitted that he had an affair in 2006. Even more shocking, he also admitted that in 2007 he actually had a bad hair day.