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A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own
opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read' BEST DEALS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and
announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading' LOWEST PRICES.'
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign
of all over his own shop. It read:' MAIN ENTRANCE'

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read' BEST DEALS.'

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading' LOWEST PRICES.'

The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read:

'MAIN ENTRANCE'

Ram: “Can this parrot talk? ”
Shopkeeper: “Yes! it repeats everything it hears. ”
(after a few days, at the pet shop)
Ram: “This parrot cannot speak at all!! You said it repeats whatever it hears. ”
Shopkeeper: “I know! This is because it is deaf!!! ”

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya.

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

A
young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high
prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming
very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, 'Maybe
I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I
can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'
The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch
yourself a big one!'
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself
an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots
the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes
aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp
bank. Laying nearby were several more...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead more...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the more...