Shortage Jokes / Recent Jokes

Recently a survey was conducted by the U. N. worldwide.
The question asked was:
"For the Love of GOD Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure.
In China they did not know what' love' meant.!!!
In Russia they did not know what' GOD' meant.!!!
In Africa they did not know what' food' meant.!!!
In Western Europe, they did not know what' shortage' meant.!!!
In Eastern Europe they did not know what' opinion' meant. !!!
In South America they did not know what' please' meant.! !!
And in the U. S. they did not know what' the rest of the world' meant! !!

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease, says the waiter. The Texan says, Whats a shortage? The Russian says, Whats a steak? The New Yorker says, Whats excuse me?

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage? ”
The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage? ”
The Russian says, “What’s meat? ”
The North Korean says, “What’s an opinion? ”
The New Yorker, says, “Excuse me?? What’s excuse me? ”

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"

The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"

The Russian says, "What's meat?"

The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"

The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"

These four guys were walking down the street,
a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a
New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says,
'Excuse me, what is your opinion about the
meat shortage?'
The Saudi says,' Excuse me, what's a shortage?'
The Russian says,' Excuse me, what's meat?'
The North Korean says,' Excuse me, what's an opinion?'
The New Yorker, says,' Excuse me? What's excuse me?

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"The Russian says, "What's meat?"The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"

These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's meat?"
The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?"