Sidearm Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    - If your hat, belt and boots cost more than your sidearm.
    - If you know what a' court gun' is.
    - If you have a' court gun'.
    - If directions to a location involve livestock, property descriptions, or the words "When you get off the pavement."
    - If the winner of the last three bar room brawls was last years Homecoming Queen.
    - Dressing up for court involves pressed Wranglers and a Brushpopper shirt.
    - If anyone on the Department is named' Bubba'.
    - If you don't know Bubba's real name.
    - If Bubba is his real name.
    - If you've ever gotten a confession from a critter by threatening him with either his Mama or God.
    - If your interview for the job involved the question: "Can you take a whuppin'?"
    - If you have more weapons and ammunition in your cruiser than most small nations have in their armies.
    - If you've ever had an' Officer Involved Shooting' where the victim was a feral hog or other four-pawed critter more...

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