Sindhis Jokes

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    Sindhis are known both for their sharp practices as well as for their clannishness: they drive hard bargains but also help fellow Sindhis to find employment.

    A Sindhi businessman on a visit to Hong Kong wanted to have a silk suit made and went to a Sindhi tailor's shop at the airport, which advertised suits made to measure in a couple of hours.

    The visiting businessman selected the material and asked how much it cost.

    The tailor replied:' Sir, seeing you are a fellow Sindhi I will offer you a special price. A suit of this material costs 200 Hong Kong dollars, as you can see clearly marked on the label. I charge everyone else two hundred dollars but not a fellow Sindhi. I won't ask for 190 dollars not even 180 dollars. For you it will be 170 dollars, not a cent more.'

    'Why should you lose money on me just because I happen to be a fellow Sindhi,' replied the visitor.' So what should I offer for this suit? Seventy dollars? That I would to a more...

    For long, India's colonial rulers divided the country's population by the numbers. And as current-day politicians continue with that unholy task, we present a shortcut to make their work easier. Here's distinguishing India's different cultures by the numbers:

    MALAYALEES

    One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
    Two Malayalees is a boat race.
    Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
    Four Malayalees is an oilslick.

    TAMILIANS
    One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
    Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
    Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
    Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.

    ANDHRAITES
    One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
    Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
    Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
    Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.

    BENGALIS
    One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.
    Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
    Three Bengalis is a Mohun more...

    For long, India's colonial rulers divided the country's population by the numbers. And as current-day politicians continue with that unholy task, we present a shortcut to make their work easier. Here's distinguishing India's different cultures by the numbers: MALAYALEES One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
    Two Malayalees is a boat race.
    Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
    Four Malayalees is an oilslick. TAMILIANS
    One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
    Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
    Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
    Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club. ANDHRAITES
    One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
    Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
    Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
    Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry. BENGALIS
    One Bengali is a rosagulla shop.
    Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
    Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.
    Four Bengalis is a Marxist more...

    A Sindhi lawyer?:
    Case-wani

    A Sindhi lawyer after a case?:
    Purse-wani

    A blue-skier Sindhi?:
    Akash-wani

    What is a communist Sindhi called?
    Lalwani.

    What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
    Thadani.

    What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
    Kriplani.

    What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
    Marjani.

    What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music?
    Raga Kirvani.

    A god fearing Sindhi?
    Bhagwandas Godwani

    A Sindhi painter?
    Sadarangani

    A Sindhi chef?
    Papadmull Kukreja

    A Sindhi electrician?
    Voltram Bijlani

    A fashionable Sindhi?
    Jogio Armani

    A Sindhi milkman?
    Gopal Dudeja

    A heroic Sindhi soldier?
    Hiroo Sipahimalani

    A Sindhi pest control contractor?
    Khatmull Marwani

    A more...

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