Singh Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why are all Sikhs named Singh?" asked an Englishman of his friend Banta Singh.
"You see, it is like this," replied Banta Singh. "Justus you have kings in England, we have Singhs in India.
SARDAR Tehl Singh, an emigrant in Canada earned enough money to buy himself a brand new car. He drove out of the sales depot with L Plate in the car. As the car zigzagged down the main highway, a traffic cop picked him up, "Why are you going from one side of the road to the other?" he demanded.
"I am learning how to drive", replied Tehl Singh.
"You have to have a driving teacher beside you, may I see your licence?"
Tehl Singh pulled out an envelop from his pocket and replied, "Here I am learning driving by correspondence."
Q: What will you call a sardaarji who is under water all the time?
A: Jalandhar Singh
Q: What will you call a sardaarji if he is the only sardaar alive?
A: Justonesingh (Jashwant Singh)
Once a morron was taking four dogs for walking. a man comes to him and ask "what are the names of our dogs?". sardarji reply's "surjit singh, santa singh, banta singh, gabar singh." he reply's. so the man asks "what is your name?"so the morron replys "my name is tommy".
BANTA SINGH happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
"Ek Punjab Mail dena" (give me one for the Punjab Mail), demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, "Ikk Punjab female
dena.". ,
"What do you mean by Punjab female? "asked the cierk.
"It is for my wife," replied Banta Singh.
Maj( R MM. Singh, Professor in DAV college, Pehowa, spoke his own brand of English. If he met students loitering about the corridors, he said,' Why are you vibrating in the verandah?'
Once in answer to an enquiry, he replied, "The Principal has just passed away to his office.'
Speaking to a colleague standing on the first floor he said,' So you are looking down upon me!'
When he was made warden of the hostel, a student brought him a half-baked chapatti and complained against the poor quality of the food provided. Major Singh summoned the cook and ordered:' Take this and sake (bake) it'.
Once two friends were boasting about themselves. Santa Singh: Once my granfather's wrist- watch fell in the well. When it was taken out after thirty years it was still running.
Banta Singh: So what's great about it! Once my grandfather himself fell into the well. When he taken out afer thirty years he was still alive.
Santa Singh: How can it be possible. What was he doing in the well for thirty years?
Banta Singh: Why not! He was winding your granfather's wrist-watch.