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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking through the bazaar when they spotted Santa's girlfriend walking hand-in-hand with another guy.

Santa just looks the other way and they walk on. Banta Singh was startled to see the easy way Santa Singh was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with someone else.

"What's wrong with you... this is the third time we've spotted her with another man and yet you don't do anything? You should have gone out and hit that man in the jaw!"

"I'm waiting," Santa said.

"Waiting for what?" asked Banta.

"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."

Banta singh appeared at the box office of a cinema and bought two tickets. A few minutes later he returned and bought two more.

When, after a short interval, he appeared a third time and offered to pay for two more, the ticket-seller opened the little door in the glass and spoke up.
'Aren't you the same gentleman who just bought two tickets and two others just a while ago?' she asked, puzzled.
'Yes', replied Banta Singh plaintively,' but there's some fool at the gate who keeps tearing them up!'

Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club one day and one of them said to the other one, "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't think so? Let me show you."
And he called his driver Banta Singh over and said, "Banta, here is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes."
To which Banta replied, "Yes Sir! Right away!" and rushed off to the showroom. The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Santa Singh: "Santa, go home now and check to see if I'm at home."
Santa said, "Yes Sir!! Right away, Sir" and ran home.
"See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Banta more...

Once Prem Singh went to England. In the evening he went to attend a party given by Margaret Thatcher in a marvellous house. As he was passing through a gallery of that house, a guard stopped him and fined him with fifty pounds for smoking, as smoking was prohibited there. Prem Singh searched through his pocket but he had only a hundred pound note. So he asked his secretary, "Sharma, you smoke too."

This is about a day when Mr. Zail Singh was the President of
the country.
All sardars in the country went to him this day and told him
that people
tease them by making jokes about them that when the clock
stucks 12: 00,
all sardars go mad and act like crazy. They complained that
this is not
true. They also complained that people talk about sardar
having no common
sanse. Therefore, they demanded him to go bring for them
common sense.

Mr. Zail Singh was confused and asked his secretary to give
him some suggestions. The secretary advised him to go to Japan, since quality is guaranteed.

The next day Mr. Zail Singh rushes off to Japan. At the
Osaka Airport he
hires a cab and asks him to take him to a shop where he
can get common sense.

The cab driver was pissed, he told him that there is no shop
in Japan that sells such stuff. Infact every human being has common sense since more...

Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it's construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh's tender at it's very lowest. Ohere tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now, as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don't more...

Banta singh: "yaar santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read santa singh, b. a. This year it reads santa singh, m. a. when did you finish your masters degree?"

Santa singh: "you don't understand. Last year my wife died, i put b. a. To indicate bachelor again. Then i took a second wife, so m. a. Is married again."